Re: [Swprograms] Fw: Olympics

[David Goren <dbgoren@xxxxxxxxx>]

This one makes the rounds every couple of years...


On Sep 16, 2004, at 4:20 PM, Paul David wrote:

> This may be off topic for some e-groups, but I have my sister in 
> Bracknell
> to thank for this information.
> PAUL DAVID,
> Wembley Park, United Kingdom
>
> Sent: Thursday, September 16, 2004 8:39 PM
> Subject: Olympics
>
>
> > Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during 
> > the
> > Summer Olympics that they'd like to take back:
> >
> > 9. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak 
> > from
> > personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
> >
> > 8. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my 
> > mother
> and
> > father."
> >
> > 7. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some 
> > deaths in
> > boxing, but none of them really that serious.
> >
> > 6. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we 
> > can
> > expect the same thing again."
> >
> > 5. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't 
> > like
> > it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
> >
> > 4. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of 
> > the IOC
> > president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
> >
> > 3. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've 
> > got
> > eleven Dicks on the field."
> >
> > 2. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
> that,
> > before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. 
> > Oh
> my
> > God, what have I just said?"
> >
> > and without doubt the very best of all.............
> >
> > 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I 
> > saw her
> snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
>
>
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