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Re: [Swlfest] Victoria Zdrok
- Subject: Re: [Swlfest] Victoria Zdrok
- From: "Steve Coletti" <scoletti@xxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 17 Mar 2006 10:37:45 -0500
Ah, Crap! I was gonna set up a voluntary contribution fund so we could do
something special for the 20th Fest. I was planning to do either of 3
things with the money;
1 - Bribe federal agents so Arnie Coro can come to the Winterfest.
2 - Kidnap Glenn Hauser, bring him to the Winterfest, and leave him
handcuffed to the "smiley" barn when we leave.
3 - Buy air time on WBCQ and a satelite up-link so R. St. Helena can be on
the air during the fest.
Now you wanna set up a movement to bring a Ukrainian supermodel to the fest
because she once listened to the VOA? Hey, read the bio again, she left the
country right after Chernobyl and further investigation by my staff of
cracked investigators have found that her original birth cetificate shows
the name and sex all smudged over. We sent the document to our pal Grissom
in Nevada for analysis and the laser depth-scan shows the obscured name as
Vladimier. We still can't make out the sex written on the irradiated paper,
but it doesn't look like "F".
> -----Original Message-----
> From: swlfest-bounces@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> [mailto:swlfest-bounces@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]On Behalf Of Ed Muro
> Sent: Friday, March 17, 2006 8:50 AM
> To: swlfest@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [Swlfest] Victoria Zdrok
> Sheldon wrote- "Yeah, right, Ed! You just happened to "stumble"
> on to her
> website. Now you're going to tell me that you put in a search
> for "Voice of
> America" and this page came up on the top of the list!!"
> Yeah, Shel....how did you guess....that's exactly what happened!
> OK, maybe
> not.... actually I met her Tuesday night at an automotive trade show.
> Tracking her down isn't that hard, there is an e-mail address and a
> "Bookings" link right on the web page....but I would bet it is out of our
> As for the equal opportunity.... well, we could have the Scanner
> Scum do a
> "meet & great" for the ladies.
> ----Original Message Follows----
> from: Sheldon Harvey <ve2shw@xxxxxxxxx>
> Subject: Re: [Swlfest] Now this is interesting.........
> To: Discussion list for the Winter SWL Fest <swlfest@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> Yeah, right, Ed! You just happened to "stumble" on to
> her website. Now you're going to tell me that you put
> in a search for "Voice of America" and this page came
> up on the top of the list!!
> Let's see now...Arnie Coro, or Victoria?
> Bring Victoria to the fest and we'll need a convoy of
> EMS vehicles parked outside the door on standby. You
> know, our old tickers can't take this kind of
> OK, Ed. We're putting you in charge of tracking her
> down and getting her to the Fest. We do need
> something special for the 20th anniversary after all.
> I think this could even top the belly-dancer we had as
> banquet entertainment a number of years back. I hear
> that Gerry Dexter still has images of that evening
> flash through his mind every so often!
> One last thing though, Ed. Remember that there a
> number of women who attend Winterfest as well. Being
> an equal opportunity event, you'll have to come up
> with something to keep their interest as well.
> Good luck exploring those websites...and explaining to
> the family just what you're doing on THOSE pages!
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